So a child molester and an 8 year old boy are walking into the woods... It starts getting dark, and as they venture further and further into the woods, the 8 year old says, "I'm getting scared". The child molester, turns to the kid and says, "You're getting scared??? I have to walk out of here alone."
Super bad taste, but hey, that's how I roll. Stole this joke from the movie "Blue Valentine", which by the way sucked, in my opinion. The only semi good thing, was getting to see Ryan Gosling naked.